All things happen for a reason.... I know it sucks

nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

(via emojied)

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

i’m just still so entertained by this

i really am

i want to put this on job applications

oh no is this making the rounds again help

(via itstaylordude)

parishiltonsexslave:

if i was on death row id want ass to be my last meal 

(via i-will-eat-your-muffins)

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

(via poprah-winfrey)

manyeggs:

an-egg:

my children

dad

(via egberts)

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

(Source: louistomlinslon, via insanelyepic)

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

 #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.

(Source: daryancrescendshair, via mychemicalurl)

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

(via dropoutofschooltosaverockandroll)